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Sunday, 7 June 2020

Dating | The 10 Types of Guy You Find on Tinder

Tinder is probably the most used dating app out there at the moment and when I first ventured into the world of online dating it was a minefield. I feel like I've learnt a lot in the past year and a half of swiping left and right so I've put together a list of the 10 types of guy you find on Tinder: 

THE GYM GUY

There will be multiple selfies of him flexing in the mirrors at the gym showing off his gains. The gym guy wants a girl who lifts 🍑

THE WHICH ONE AM I GUY

Every photo leaves you guessing who this mystery person is as he is often posing with the same mates in every photo. Spoiler alert: he's never the fit one.

THE MARRIED GUY

The married guy never shows his face of course but instead there will be a close up picture of a suit that he's robbed off Google Images. His bio reads "do not judge me" but guess what mate? We're judging you. Hard. 

THE FUCK BOY

Okay so not a guy but he needs to be included. The fuck boy has only shirtless photos and over use of the 😜 emoji. The fuck boy isn't looking for anything serious but he won't tell you that directly because that's not how he works. He wants to charm you into bed and ghost you. 

THE ADVENTURE GUY

Adventure guy has picture after picture of him on a mountain, or on a bike and is looking for his travel buddy. He wants an "outdoorsy" girl with the same interests only. Anyone else need not apply. It's a no from me, hun. 

THE INAPPROPRIATE GUY

Beware of the inappropriate guy, he seems normal at first but really he's luring you into a false sense of security before he starts sending detail messages about what he wants to do to you. 

THE NOT MY CHILD GUY

He'll pose with his niece, nephew, godchild, brother's girlfriend's sister's child but make it clear it's "not my kid!" He does this to prove he's responsible, he's cheeky and he's charming but his intentions aren't always clear. 

THE NO HEAD GUY

He's got a bird. Or he's really, really ugly. It's most likely the first one though, let's face it! Nobody ever swipes yes for the no head guy. 

THE TRY HARD 

Who's got time to make a Powerpoint presentation? Upload your best angled photos and write a funny bio like the rest of us! 

THE FIT ONE

The fit one is all looks and no substance. Making conversation with the fit one is like pulling teeth, he may look the part but he will bore you to death. It's true what they say, god doesn't give with both hands.

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